[hockey-gods-show-wrath]

A lot of it is about finding the right attendant that checks most of the boxes. You're likely not going to find one that checks all of them. It's not always easy. Sometimes it's real easy.

I hope no one ever gets discouraged by 1 bad visit. There are plenty of attendants to make up for it. I get that there can be YMMV but it's always nice to find attendants that don't care so much about your body type or looks as I'm a bit of a fat fuck. There are plenty of attendants at the chain where as long as you're clean(good oral and bodily hygiene), respectful, nice, can somewhat carry a conversation and keep mostly shocking comments about taboo topics to either none/minimal amounts, then your session will go great.

When some of the ladies are new, their time management skills are kind of lacking. They don't always have a great sense of how long or short sessions should feel. Then there are the veterans who have hands down nearly perfected it.

Keep on keeping on.